Don't lie to me when I already know the truth.
thepeterchau asked: heyy stop being so cute. Thanks ;P
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
haotiful: I like it when guy takes thing slow, i feel like they actually like me and wanna get to know me better.
Trying to cheer other people up, when you,...